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Join over 19k who have grabbed charcuterie by the balls!
Thank you @cockuterieboards for gifting this customized board for my mom!
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FAQs
Why dick-shaped?
Is that even a question...
How do I care for my cock?
• Handwash, do not put in dishwasher
• To clean, gently wipe board with damp cloth
• Apply cutting board wax every few uses to maintain shine and luster
• Slciing directly on board may result in cut marks, be careful near the tip!
• Each board comes pre-treated, however, certain foods may stain surface (berries in particular).
• Lastly, despite it's durability, she is a delicate being at the end of the day. TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOUR COCK!
I want to post this on social! Do I need to tag you ?
100% you must - @cockuterieboards
Am I allowed to buy this for myself?
Kinda questionable but we'll allow it