Let's face it.
Regular charcuterie boards just won't cut it these days. Because when it comes to playing host, you're going to need a board that impresses, delights, and ultimately, makes you the cock of the town!
Perfect for bachelor/ bachelorette parties, gender reveals, brisses, Pride parties, birthdays, and phallic celebrations of all varieties, Cockuterie Boards are sure to capture the hearts of cock lovers everywhere!
Let's face it.
Regular charcuterie boards just won't cut it these days. Because when it comes to playing host, you're going to need a board that impresses, delights, and ultimately, makes you the cock of the town!
Perfect for bachelor/ bachelorette parties, gender reveals, brisses, Pride parties, birthdays, and phallic celebrations of all varieties, Cockuterie Boards are sure to capture the hearts of cock lovers everywhere!
Our Cocks in Action!
About Us
Ever since I can remember, people would always refer to me as, "one huge dick." So I went out and made one.
Cockuterie Boards are not just your average cheese board. Oh no. They make a statement. They bring smiles to everyones face, and are a unique way to make any gathering just a little bit cockier. Charcuterie means food and food means sharing good times and fond memories with the people that matter the most. And what better way to show someone how you appreciate them than with a massive woody!
So what are you waiting for? It's time you grab charcuterie by the balls!
Bridal Showers and Bachelor/ettes are just the beginning
You really don't need an excuse to whip out your Cockuterie Board. Although, they are abundantly welcomed and even encouraged at weddings, bachelor/ette parties, housewarmings, retirements, brisses...really just anywhere you feel is the appropriate place to insert one!
Cocks are important, but don't forget about the balls!
Cockuterie Boards is proud to be an official partner of Testicular Cancer Canada and actively donates 5% of profits to help keep testes everywhere cancer-free!
United StatesCocktastic!!!
Cockuterieboards and Roee absolutely great job, the quality of these ***** are rock solid!!! With such short notice you came through and delivered to Idaho of all places 6 custom ***** before Christmas. I will definitely be buying more in the future and will refer you to everyone I know, again thank you for the great customer service and the amazing quality of *****.
United StatesWhat a shaft!
The only thing I love more than the custom board we bought was the process of getting it ordered. Roee personally reached out to me multiple times to check and see if I liked the design and to let me know about shipping. Such a great product. Love supporting small businesses like this one!
Beautiful craftsmanship
Absolutely love my cockuterie board. It’s unique and well crafted - Just like the real thing
United StatesChristmas is Coming!
Can’t wait for my SIL to unwrap this bad boy… I smile every time I think of it. From order to receipt all good and in plenty of time for the big day.
United States10 out of 10
The board and the engraving were perfect; exactly what I expected. I can't wait to see my friends reaction. Thank you!