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The Lieutenant
The Lieutenant
The Lieutenant
The Lieutenant
The Lieutenant
The Lieutenant
The Lieutenant
The Lieutenant
The Lieutenant

Let's face it. 

Regular charcuterie boards just won't cut it these days. Because when it comes to playing host, you're going to need a board that impresses, delights, and ultimately, makes you the cock of the town!

Perfect for bachelor/ bachelorette parties, gender reveals, brisses, Pride parties, birthdays, and phallic celebrations of all varieties, Cockuterie Boards are sure to capture the hearts of cock lovers everywhere!

*Board only - food not included*

      The Lieutenant

      Regular price $139.00
      Unit price  per 


      🍆 Made from rock-hard Canadian Maple
      🍆 Guaranteed to last extremely long
      🍆 Rubbed, oiled, and finished by hand
      🍆 Treated with 100% food-grade coating so you can swallow with confidence


      Let's face it. 

      Regular charcuterie boards just won't cut it these days. Because when it comes to playing host, you're going to need a board that impresses, delights, and ultimately, makes you the cock of the town!

      Perfect for bachelor/ bachelorette parties, gender reveals, brisses, Pride parties, birthdays, and phallic celebrations of all varieties, Cockuterie Boards are sure to capture the hearts of cock lovers everywhere!

      *Board only - food not included*

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