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Size: 24 Inches

🍆 Made from rock-hard Canadian Maple Wood

💪 Guaranteed to last extremely long

🧴 Rubbed, oiled, and finished by hand

😏 Treated with 100% food-grade oil so you can swallow with confidence

      Cock Details

      Let's face it. 

      Regular charcuterie boards just won't cut it these days. Because when it comes to playing host, you're going to need a board that impresses, delights, and ultimately, makes you the cock of the town!

      Perfect for bachelor/ bachelorette parties, gender reveals, brisses, Pride parties, birthdays, and phallic celebrations of all varieties, Cockuterie Boards are sure to capture the hearts of cock lovers everywhere!


      Small: 14.5 x 9 inches

      Large: 24 x 14 inches 

      Size: 24 Inches
      Made from Rock Hard Canadian Wood
      Guaranteed to Last Extremely Long
      Rubbed, Oiled, and Finished By Hand
      Treated With 100% Food-Grade Oil

      Throbbing reviews from real life cockstomers!

      When in doubt, whip it out!

      Handcrafted with love and designed to amuse, Cockuterie boards are perfect for bachelor parties, girls' nights, or just a raunchy night in. A conversation starter or the ultimate gift, we've got a woody for everyone!

      Make sure the Bachelorette is FULLY equipped!

      No bachelor/ bachelorette party is complete without a super on-brand charcuterie board that closely resembles everyone's favourite piece of male anatomy! I mean those bagels are just BEGGING to be handled 🤤