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Cockuterie Board
Cockuterie Board
Cockuterie Board
Cockuterie Board
Cockuterie Board
Cockuterie Board
Cockuterie Board
Cockuterie Board
Cockuterie Board
Cockuterie Board

Let's face it. 

Regular charcuterie boards just won't cut it these days. Because when it comes to playing host, you're going to need a board that impresses, delights, and ultimately, makes you the cock of the town!

Perfect for bachelor/ bachelorette parties, gender reveals, brisses, Pride parties, birthdays, and phallic celebrations of all varieties, Cockuterie Boards are sure to capture the hearts of cock lovers everywhere!

*Board only - food not included*

      Cockuterie Board

      Regular price $149.00
      Unit price  per 


      🍆 Made from rock-hard Canadian Maple
      🍆 Guaranteed to last extremely long
      🍆 Rubbed, oiled, and finished by hand
      🍆 Treated with 100% food-grade coating so you can swallow with confidence


      Let's face it. 

      Regular charcuterie boards just won't cut it these days. Because when it comes to playing host, you're going to need a board that impresses, delights, and ultimately, makes you the cock of the town!

      Perfect for bachelor/ bachelorette parties, gender reveals, brisses, Pride parties, birthdays, and phallic celebrations of all varieties, Cockuterie Boards are sure to capture the hearts of cock lovers everywhere!

      *Board only - food not included*

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          AZ
          03/13/2023
          Alexandra Z.
          United States United States

          Perfect Birthday Gift

          This was the perfect gift for my best friend!!

          S
          03/06/2023
          Sharan
          Canada Canada

          A ******

          Amazing customer service. Even sent the boards out to my daughter in BC for no extra shipping charge!!

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          KH
          03/04/2023
          KB H.
          United States United States

          The Gift That Makes Every Event More Fun

          After giving away a few of these as presents and seeing their reception at a wide variety of events, I decided it was finally time to order one for myself. As beautifully crafted as it is creative, without serving your charcuterie assortment on one of these, you might as well just be putting out a tray of Lunchables.

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          BA
          03/01/2023
          Bronwyn A.
          Canada Canada

          one of the best ***** I’ve had

          The lieutenant is strong, unique, and perfect for any occasion. Amazing product and the customization is next level!

          ED
          02/28/2023
          Erika D.
          United States United States

          Lord Jamie’s ****

          My Daughter was dying with laughter when she opened her package and found her “ Lord Jamie’s **** “ cockuterie board . She took her **** board out to its first party and it was an instant hit !! People were asking when it would be “ ******* “ next **** . Thank you so much for this beautiful **** masterpiece!!