




MMMaple
🍆 Made from rock-hard Canadian Maple Wood
💪 Guaranteed to last extremely long
🧴 Rubbed, oiled, and finished by hand
😏 Treated with 100% food-grade oil so you can swallow with confidence
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Throbbing reviews from real life cockstomers!
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Over 5,000 Left Plenty Satisfied 😏

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When in doubt, whip it out!
Handcrafted with love and designed to amuse, Cockuterie boards are perfect for bachelor parties, girls' nights, or just a raunchy night in. A conversation starter or the ultimate gift, we've got a woody for everyone!

Make sure the Bachelorette is FULLY equipped!
No bachelor/ bachelorette party is complete without a super on-brand charcuterie board that closely resembles everyone's favourite piece of male anatomy! I mean those bagels are just BEGGING to be handled 🤤