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The Lieutenant
The Lieutenant
The Lieutenant
The Lieutenant
The Lieutenant
The Lieutenant
The Lieutenant
The Lieutenant
The Lieutenant

Let's face it. 

Regular charcuterie boards just won't cut it these days. Because when it comes to playing host, you're going to need a board that impresses, delights, and ultimately, makes you the cock of the town!

Perfect for bachelor/ bachelorette parties, gender reveals, brisses, Pride parties, birthdays, and phallic celebrations of all varieties, Cockuterie Boards are sure to capture the hearts of cock lovers everywhere!

*Board only - food not included*

      The Lieutenant

      Regular price $145.00
      Unit price  per 


      🍆 Made from rock-hard Canadian Maple
      🍆 Guaranteed to last extremely long
      🍆 Rubbed, oiled, and finished by hand
      🍆 Treated with 100% food-grade coating so you can swallow with confidence


      Let's face it. 

      Regular charcuterie boards just won't cut it these days. Because when it comes to playing host, you're going to need a board that impresses, delights, and ultimately, makes you the cock of the town!

      Perfect for bachelor/ bachelorette parties, gender reveals, brisses, Pride parties, birthdays, and phallic celebrations of all varieties, Cockuterie Boards are sure to capture the hearts of cock lovers everywhere!

      *Board only - food not included*

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          12/21/2022
          Branden
          United States United States

          Cocktastic!!!

          Cockuterieboards and Roee absolutely great job, the quality of these ***** are rock solid!!! With such short notice you came through and delivered to Idaho of all places 6 custom ***** before Christmas. I will definitely be buying more in the future and will refer you to everyone I know, again thank you for the great customer service and the amazing quality of *****.

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          12/17/2022
          Chris
          United States United States

          What a shaft!

          The only thing I love more than the custom board we bought was the process of getting it ordered. Roee personally reached out to me multiple times to check and see if I liked the design and to let me know about shipping. Such a great product. Love supporting small businesses like this one!

          KW
          12/05/2022
          Kelly W.

          Beautiful craftsmanship

          Absolutely love my cockuterie board. It’s unique and well crafted - Just like the real thing

          JS
          11/15/2022
          Jodi S.
          United States United States

          Christmas is Coming!

          Can’t wait for my SIL to unwrap this bad boy… I smile every time I think of it. From order to receipt all good and in plenty of time for the big day.

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          11/14/2022
          Nat
          United States United States

          10 out of 10

          The board and the engraving were perfect; exactly what I expected. I can't wait to see my friends reaction. Thank you!