Board Lube

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Care for your cock with our 2 oz homemade premium board lube! Made from 100% mineral oil and pure beeswax, our lube butter will keep you cock shiny and smooth use after use!


1) Apply small amount to board with clean cloth once every 4-6 uses

2) Rub into board allowing oils to really penetrate that thing 

3) Let sit for 15-20 minutes then buff out with dry cloth and you are good to go!

Made from Rock Hard Canadian Wood
Guaranteed to Last Extremely Long
Rubbed, Oiled, and Finished By Hand
Treated With 100% Food-Grade Oil

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Handcrafted with love and designed to amuse, Cockuterie boards are perfect for bachelorette parties, girls' nights, or just a fun evening at home. A conversation starter, an amazing gift, or because... why not, we've got the right board for everyone.

Make sure the Bachelorette is FULLY equipped!

No bachelor/ bachelorette party is complete without super on-brand charcuterie board that closely resembles everyone's favourite piece of male anatomy! I mean those bagels are just BEGGING to be handled 🤤