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Size: The Grower (15 Inches)

Let's face it. 

Regular old charcuterie boards just won't cut it these days. Because when it comes to playing host, you're going to need a board that impresses, delights, and ultimately, makes you the cock of the town!

Perfect for bachelor/ bachelorette parties, gender reveals, brisses, Pride parties, birthdays, and phallic celebrations of all varieties, Cockuterie Boards are sure to capture the hearts of cock lovers everywhere!

Does Size Matter?

We all know that size matters, especially when it comes to charcuterie.

15 inch: best for date night, or small groups of 4 people max.

24 inch: best for gatherings 5 people and up! Can easily accommodate up to 20 people


Small: 15 x 9 x 3/4 inch tall

Large: 24 x 14 x 3/4 inch tall

Size: The Grower (15 Inches)
Made from Rock Hard Canadian Wood
Risk Free 30-Day Moneyback Guarantee
Guaranteed to Last Extremely Long
Finished By Hand with 100% Food-Grade Oil

Throbbing reviews from real life cockstomers!

When in doubt, whip it out

Handcrafted with love and designed to amuse, Cockuterie boards are perfect for bachelorette parties, girls' nights, or just a fun evening at home. A conversation starter, an amazing gift, or because... why not, we've got the right board for everyone.

Make sure the Bachelorette is FULLY equipped!

No bachelor/ bachelorette party is complete without super on-brand charcuterie board that closely resembles everyone's favourite piece of male anatomy! I mean those bagels are just BEGGING to be handled 🤤