Charboobie Board

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Have you ever been caught salivating over a perfect pair of scrumptious-looking knockers, only to be humiliated by your own shameful behaviour?!? No...? Just us then...? Well, in any case, Charboobie Boards are officially here and trust us, you're gonna wanna cop a feel. Made from supple Canadian Maple, these wooden warlocks will firmly support all the charcuterie you could ever dream of! 

Perfect for bachelor/ette parties, gender reveals, birthdays, or any old boobtastic celebration, Charboobie Boards are the breast way to elevate any partitty!

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Product Details



• 20 inches long• 11 inches wide• 3/4 inch thick

Taking care of the twins

• Do not submerge in water/ place in dishwasher• To clean, gently wipe down with lightly dampened cloth • Treat with cutting board wax/ oil every so often to best preserve the board• Slicing directly on board may leave behind cut marks • Certain foods may leave oil/ stain behind as they would on all boards. (Watch out for berries in particular!)

Made from Rock Hard Canadian Wood
Risk Free 30-Day Moneyback Guarantee
Guaranteed to Last Extremely Long
Finished By Hand with 100% Food-Grade Oil

Throbbing reviews from real life cockstomers!

For the guys, the ladies, and everyone in between

Tired of plain charcuterie boards? We're here to help you make a statement. Regardless of what shape or size you go with, they're all guaranteed to be solid. Guaranteed to make an unforgettable experience for your guests.

When in doubt, whip it out!

Handcrafted with love and designed to amuse, Cockuterie boards are perfect for bachelorette parties, girls' nights, or just a fun evening at home. A conversation starter, an amazing gift, or because... why not, we've got the right board for everyone.

Make sure the Bachelorette is FULLY equipped!

No bachelor/ bachelorette party is complete without super on-brand charcuterie board that closely resembles everyone's favourite piece of male anatomy! I mean those bagels are just BEGGING to be handled 🤤