Circular chacuterie board, 20 inches long 11 inces wide, with brie cheese, salami, green grapes and a cheese arrangement

Have you ever been caught salivating over a perfect pair of scrumptious-looking knockers, only to be humiliated by your own shameful behaviour?!? No...? Just us then...? Well, in any case, Charboobie Boards are officially here and trust us, you're gonna wanna cop a feel. Made from supple Canadian Maple, these wooden warlocks will firmly support all the charcuterie you could ever dream of!

Perfect for bachelor/ette parties, gender reveals, birthdays, or any old boobtastic celebration, Charboobie Boards are the breast way to elevate any partitty!

*Board only - food not included*

Dimensions

• 20 inches long

• 11 inches wide

• 3/4 inch thick

Taking care of the twins

• Do not submerge in water/ place in dishwasher

• To clean, gently wipe down with lightly dampened cloth

• Treat with cutting board wax/ oil every so often to best preserve the board

• Slicing directly on board may leave behind cut marks

• Certain foods may leave oil/ stain behind as they would on all boards. (Watch out for berries in particular!)

Charboobie Board

$139.00

Have you ever been caught salivating over a perfect pair of scrumptious-looking knockers, only to be humiliated by your own shameful behaviour?!? No...? Just us then...? Well, in any case, Charboobie Boards are officially here and trust us, you're gonna wanna cop a feel. Made from supple Canadian Maple, these wooden warlocks will firmly support all the charcuterie you could ever dream of!

Perfect for bachelor/ette parties, gender reveals, birthdays, or any old boobtastic celebration, Charboobie Boards are the breast way to elevate any partitty!

*Board only - food not included*

Dimensions

• 20 inches long

• 11 inches wide

• 3/4 inch thick

Taking care of the twins

• Do not submerge in water/ place in dishwasher

• To clean, gently wipe down with lightly dampened cloth

• Treat with cutting board wax/ oil every so often to best preserve the board

• Slicing directly on board may leave behind cut marks

• Certain foods may leave oil/ stain behind as they would on all boards. (Watch out for berries in particular!)

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12/31/2022

Allison M.

Croatia

Only the Breast

This board is a 10/10. Quality is off the charts, and it’s exactly as pictured. Whether in the privacy of my own home, or in the middle of a party— this is one REALLY nice rack.