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The Lieutenant
The Lieutenant
The Lieutenant
The Lieutenant
The Lieutenant
The Lieutenant
The Lieutenant
The Lieutenant
The Lieutenant

Let's face it. 

Regular charcuterie boards just won't cut it these days. Because when it comes to playing host, you're going to need a board that impresses, delights, and ultimately, makes you the cock of the town!

Perfect for bachelor/ bachelorette parties, gender reveals, brisses, Pride parties, birthdays, and phallic celebrations of all varieties, Cockuterie Boards are sure to capture the hearts of cock lovers everywhere!

*Board only - food not included*

      The Lieutenant

      Regular price $145.00 Sale price $135.00
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      🍆 Made from rock-hard Canadian Maple
      🍆 Guaranteed to last extremely long
      🍆 Rubbed, oiled, and finished by hand
      🍆 Treated with 100% food-grade coating so you can swallow with confidence


      Let's face it. 

      Regular charcuterie boards just won't cut it these days. Because when it comes to playing host, you're going to need a board that impresses, delights, and ultimately, makes you the cock of the town!

      Perfect for bachelor/ bachelorette parties, gender reveals, brisses, Pride parties, birthdays, and phallic celebrations of all varieties, Cockuterie Boards are sure to capture the hearts of cock lovers everywhere!

      *Board only - food not included*

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          JS
          11/15/2022
          Jodi S.
          United States United States

          Christmas is Coming!

          Can’t wait for my SIL to unwrap this bad boy… I smile every time I think of it. From order to receipt all good and in plenty of time for the big day.

          N
          11/14/2022
          Nat
          United States United States

          10 out of 10

          The board and the engraving were perfect; exactly what I expected. I can't wait to see my friends reaction. Thank you!

          KR
          11/14/2022
          Klaus R.
          Canada Canada

          Great Housewarming gift

          Friends just finished building their new home, and this was by and far the best housewarming gift they received. Very memorable and brought lots of laughs.

          R
          11/14/2022
          Rebecca
          United States United States

          What do you get the man who has everything?

          A Cockuterie Board! It was the hit of the party and his favorite gift! The discount code didn't work but I was in a hurry so still purchased but reached out to CS and they were great! Highly recommend for fun people - we'll be back:)

          LG
          11/09/2022
          Ludovic G.
          United States United States

          Highly recommended!

          Customer experience: AMAZING! cockuterie reached out to make sure there was nothing wrong with my order, after some exchanges on what I wanted, I was helped through the whole process, I even got previews of what my board would look like with the engraving. Get the picks, and cockfettis and the lube! Thank you!