🍆 Made from rock-hard Canadian Walnut Wood
💪 Guaranteed to last extremely long
🧴 Rubbed, oiled, and finished by hand
😏 Treated with 100% food-grade oil so you can swallow with confidence
Throbbing reviews from real life cockstomers!
The Ultimate Crowd Pleaser!
This charcuterie board is the ultimate crowd pleaser!!! So perfect for bachelorette parties or just a girls night in. Quality is amazing and the custom engraving elevates this hard wooden cock to the next level for the world's most perfect gift. Definitely recommend!
Only the Breast
This board is a 10/10. Quality is off the charts, and it’s exactly as pictured. Whether in the privacy of my own home, or in the middle of a party— this is one REALLY nice rack.
AMAZING AMAZING AMAZING
My experience was stunning! I am so thankful! My cockuterie board looks amazing, and I can't wait to give it to my friend for a wedding gift! She is going to love it! Great experience! Only positive things to say! Thank you again!
My cockuterie board
This is the biggest cock I've ever eaten off of. My guests got a good laugh. Can't wait till the next family gathering.
I had a great experience and I absolutely love it. It’s made from a gorgeous piece of wood. Had a bit of issues with Canada post but had nothing to do with the company. They went above and beyond to help! Thanks so much!!
Such a great gift
Honestly, I bought this board as a complete joke for my sister's birthday...turns out her and her friends loved it so much that they all bought one LOL. Definitely would recommend. It's actually amazing quality surprisingly
Hard to beat
Our Cockuterie board looks fantastic! We were contacted to ensure that the custom engraving looked how we wanted, and it turned out awesome. No dicking around, this is a great purchase.
A solid piece!
All joking aside, this is really well made! Also quite the centrepiece! I think everyone should have one!
Exactly what I expected but better
This was an awesome gift. My friends absolutely love it.
5,000 Satisfied Cockstumers!
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When in doubt, whip it out!
Handcrafted with love and designed to amuse, Cockuterie boards are perfect for bachelorette parties, girls' nights, or just a fun evening at home. A conversation starter, an amazing gift, or because... why not, we've got the right board for everyone.