Stocking Stuffers (Set of 2)

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Kettles, tea pots, or dishes straight out the oven, these perfectly constructed and ergonomic willies provide the ultimate line of defense against all things piping hot! 

  • 8 x 5 inches (per weenie)
Made from Rock Hard Canadian Wood
Guaranteed to Last Extremely Long
Rubbed, Oiled, and Finished By Hand
Treated With 100% Food-Grade Oil

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For the guys, the ladies, and everyone in between

Tired of plain charcuterie boards? We're here to help you make a statement. Regardless of what shape or size you go with, they're all guaranteed to be solid. Guaranteed to make an unforgettable experience for your guests.

When in doubt, whip it out!

Handcrafted with love and designed to amuse, Cockuterie boards are perfect for bachelorette parties, girls' nights, or just a fun evening at home. A conversation starter, an amazing gift, or because... why not, we've got the right board for everyone.

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