MMMaple

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Size: 24 Inches

🍆 Made from rock-hard Canadian Maple Wood

💪 Guaranteed to last extremely long

🧴 Rubbed, oiled, and finished by hand

😏 Treated with 100% food-grade oil so you can swallow with confidence

      Cock Details

      Let's face it. 

      Regular charcuterie boards just won't cut it these days. Because when it comes to playing host, you're going to need a board that impresses, delights, and ultimately, makes you the cock of the town!

      Perfect for bachelor/ bachelorette parties, gender reveals, brisses, Pride parties, birthdays, and phallic celebrations of all varieties, Cockuterie Boards are sure to capture the hearts of cock lovers everywhere!
      Dimensions

      Small: 14.5 x 9 inches

      Large: 24 x 14 inches 
      Size: 24 Inches
      Made from Rock Hard Canadian Wood
      Guaranteed to Last Extremely Long
      Rubbed, Oiled, and Finished By Hand
      Treated With 100% Food-Grade Oil

      Throbbing reviews from real life cockstomers!

      The Ultimate Crowd Pleaser!

      This charcuterie board is the ultimate crowd pleaser!!! So perfect for bachelorette parties or just a girls night in. Quality is amazing and the custom engraving elevates this hard wooden cock to the next level for the world's most perfect gift. Definitely recommend!

      Julia F.
      Only the Breast

      This board is a 10/10. Quality is off the charts, and it’s exactly as pictured. Whether in the privacy of my own home, or in the middle of a party— this is one REALLY nice rack.

      Allison M.
      AMAZING AMAZING AMAZING

      My experience was stunning! I am so thankful! My cockuterie board looks amazing, and I can't wait to give it to my friend for a wedding gift! She is going to love it! Great experience! Only positive things to say! Thank you again!

      Katerina R.
      My cockuterie board

      This is the biggest cock I've ever eaten off of. My guests got a good laugh. Can't wait till the next family gathering.

      Sandy H.
      LOVE IT!!

      I had a great experience and I absolutely love it. It’s made from a gorgeous piece of wood. Had a bit of issues with Canada post but had nothing to do with the company. They went above and beyond to help! Thanks so much!!

      Tasha H.
      Such a great gift

      Honestly, I bought this board as a complete joke for my sister's birthday...turns out her and her friends loved it so much that they all bought one LOL. Definitely would recommend. It's actually amazing quality surprisingly

      Mitch
      Hard to beat

      Our Cockuterie board looks fantastic! We were contacted to ensure that the custom engraving looked how we wanted, and it turned out awesome. No dicking around, this is a great purchase.

      Keirin K.
      A solid piece!

      All joking aside, this is really well made! Also quite the centrepiece! I think everyone should have one!

      Richelle D.
      Exactly what I expected but better

      This was an awesome gift. My friends absolutely love it.

      Jamie S.

      @COCKUTERIEBOARDS

      Over 5,000 Left Plenty Satisfied 😏

      Over 5,000 Left Plenty Satisfied 😏

      Make sure you also get some bachelorette essentials from @cockuterie_boards

      @nikafarb

             Over 5,000 Left Plenty Satisfied 😏

      A quick trip to canadas bridal show with my bff 👯‍♀️💍 #canadasbridalshow #engaged

      @taylor.mageetaylor

             Over 5,000 Left Plenty Satisfied 😏

      Charcuterie from @cockuterie_boards

      @largebarstoollargebarstool

             Over 5,000 Left Plenty Satisfied 😏

      is that a @Cockuterie_Boards or are you just happy to see me!!!

      @kevincooneyy

             Over 5,000 Left Plenty Satisfied 😏

      POV: you received the funniest gift ever #cockuterieboard #charcuterieboard #charcuterie #lunch #pov #wfh #fyp #fypシ

      @eliiee8

      When in doubt, whip it out!

      Handcrafted with love and designed to amuse, Cockuterie boards are perfect for bachelor parties, girls' nights, or just a raunchy night in. A conversation starter or the ultimate gift, we've got a woody for everyone!

      Make sure the Bachelorette is FULLY equipped!

      No bachelor/ bachelorette party is complete without a super on-brand charcuterie board that closely resembles everyone's favourite piece of male anatomy! I mean those bagels are just BEGGING to be handled 🤤